music genres are fake and made up anyway so here’s how i’m describing my music taste from now on:
music for witches dancing at midnight
songs that sad protestants would sing in a bar where for some reason people Only drink whiskey
summer indie pop songs that capture a fake rose-tinted view of adolescence never experienced but often romanticized
that distinct feeling some music gives you where you feel this like primal power like you’re channeling old and forgotten gods who are back for vengeance
Holy fuck how did you accurately describe the only 4 types of music I listen to what is this sorcery
"I hate new country music because the genre has shifted from being retelling of folk tales and tales of the underprivileged working class of the American south and has now boiled down to bragging about your truck.":
sean spicer, a total asshole, wanted a minifridge so he wouldn’t have to drag his re-animated corpse to the cafeteria and be seen by all the people that openly mock & despise him on a daily basis, so he sent one of his assistants to go take a minifridge from an office of junior staff at the white house
and those staffers told Spicer’s messenger to go fuck himself, that’s their fridge and they actually need it because they don’t get meals at the cafeteria like spicer does
so, instead of being a reasonable human being and ordering a new one off Amazon, that asshole personally himself went to the officer at night after everyone left and stole the fridge, carrying it back to his office in the white house with his own hands
like that’s the perfect story to totally encapsulate what a complete and total joke not only this current administration is, but that the very bedrock institutions of American democracy are
it’s literally a fucking joke, they couldn’t write something as ludicrous as this on fucking Veep
